so you want to visit north dakota?

well come on down to one of the biggest tourism hotspots in the united states!

every single town you drive through is going to have a giant fucking animal statue.

look at that guy sitting on the giant turtle. this is peak enjoyment, and my favorite thing to do when the inlaws are in town. Also, see the cow? her name is salem sue, and some guy probably spent a few days painting a giant, girthy, meaty vein in her udder. and for the small price of a 5 hour drive, you can stare at it for 10 minutes and then leave again.
you can also play abortion billboard bingo! for $750-$1000 a month you can put whatever you want on a billboard :) if you get tired of looking at giant animals, you can drive around and look at the beautiful scenery (prolife billboards).